Well, I feel the worst is over for Hammy, he’s completely detoxed and
dried…the tattoo has been on for over 48 hours, thus providing it IS
possible to temporary tattoo ANYTHING (prove me wrong, clown!)
However, it is also a solemn day as one of our trusty Chia-terns, Bret, is
heading back to Michigan to become a AAA amateur speed chess player / so
you think you can dancer.
We wish him the best of luck and hope that one day we will be able crash his
auditions with glitter paint posters in hand and iron-on face t-shirts on body.
If you think you have what it takes to join the ranks of Chia-terndom, send a
FBS, a photocopy of your soul and a 500 word essay on what the word “chickenfucker”
means to you to the SN: EpitaphYoda