Day 8: his butt sprouts are growing faster than his back ones?
Today I gave Dave Hamsen a break from staring at the omnipotent HOPE
card that he has been forced to focus on for the past week errr so to hang
out with some of our office regulars!
Like Hans Bananahammock, the only rubber Sasquatch who can rock a
tucan thong AND enlighten you on the German beer purity rule! When
he’s not busy partying it up in Vegas, nailing Estonian supermodels, he
likes to keep a low profile on the shelf behind Sue’s desk, proudly displaying
his dentist’s handy-work…
Or Lilly, who handles our accounts payable!
Or Terry “Don’t Touch Me There” T-Rex…it’s best to not make any sudden
movements around him…I blame Jurassic Park…and his Mom’s boyfriend,
Or the infamous ‘That’s Easy’ button, making all your hardest tasks a snap!!!
Just press the button and follow rule 3 from yesterday’s post.