Dave Hamsen ftw! Finally some green! Finally B-ball instead of ballet!
The real test will be this weekend when I pump him full of a combo of miraclegrow,
HGH, and Bud Light I like to call “south central surprise”.
If Tim Tebow is indeed as awesome as they say, he’ll send his magic and on Monday
Hamsen will be THE MOST INCREDIBLE CHIA PET TO HAVE EVER LIVED!!!
...but still not good enough to play in the NFL. (jump-pass??!?!! Srsly?!?!?!!)
USA! USA! USA!
-john b.
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